Dinner in eight easy steps! Step one: spray a pan with pam cause that's what we use for everything. Step two: pick something to start with, hey how about rice... throw a bunch of rice in the pan. Step three: dump canned corn on the rice cause that seems like a good idea! Step four: grab the first seasoning that touches your fingers in the cabinet. Step five: grab whatever sauce you can find and du...mp it on the corn. Step six: Add meat, whatever kind of meat just some meat. Step seven: Cook the crap out of it for three or four... or nine hours, until it's leathery and absolutely toxin free. Step eight: Cut into jerky strips and convince children it tastes good this time! Then watch as children pull out cereal bowls and milk.